Gladys Fordingbridge may be the elderly common host with the team. She is the sole lady. Her living room is cluttered with cat hairs and images of distant kinfolk. Her poems consist solely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, one among which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.When Bianca moans that they didn't convey to her,